First, get the name of your band: this will be the first article title on http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random

Get the title of your album: the last four words of the very last quote: http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3

The third picture, no matter what it is, is your album cover: http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days

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Tadaa!

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¡MOR-GEN!

Das ist mal ein netter Fragebogen!

{1} Do you ever see garbage bags on the side of the highway and wonder if there are body parts inside?
Sometimes I see some, but never wondered if there’s something other than garbage inside.

{2} If you ever got the chance to practice cannibalism, would you?
Yeah, you’ve got to try everything!

{3} If forced to overdose on a drug, which one would you choose?
Pot would be nice – if you could say so concerning an overdose.

{4} Shot or stabbed?
Shot, also one of the things I’d like to experience sometime.

{5} Asphyxiated(gased) or exsanguinated(bleed to death)?
Wow, nice words. Ehm, Exsanguinated.

{6} Drowned or buried alive?
Drowned, it’s faster.

{7} Killed by blunt-force trauma to the head or crushed to death?
By trauma.

{8} Poisoned or overdosed?
Overdosed – at least you have some fun before death, right?

{9} Killed by a flesh-melting virus or by rats or ants slowly pecking at you?
Crazy stuff. I’d pick the virus.

{10} Out of all the above choices, which one do you like best?
As said, overdosed.

{11} Which is the worst way to die in your opinion?
Slow and painful, no matter how. Bleeding out from the inside, for example.

{12} Killed (by a person) intentionally, or by accident?
Killed intentionally.

{13} Killed by a serial killer (for pleasure) or a hitman (for profit)?
By a serial killer, killing for profit is bad. :(

{14} Killed in a car crash or a plane crash?
In a car crash, I hate planes.

{15} Killed in your home or away from home?
Away from home.

{16} Killed in your sleep or while watching TV?
In my sleep.

{17} Killed by someone who knew you, a stalker, or a complete stranger?
By someone I know.

{18} What do you want done with your body when you die?
Donate it for medical or scientific investigations. At least doing something useful with it, rather than just get burnt oder burried.

{19} You’re forced to have your funeral at a place OTHER than a church – where would you choose?
No problem, I’m atheistic. A funeral at sea would be cool.

{20} what song/s would you want played at your funeral?
Godspeed You! Black Emperor – The Dead Flag Blues. So everyone cries, hah!

{21} What outfit would you like to be buried in?
No one’s going to see it, so it’s quite ineffective, right? But for coolness, something black! Yeah. Wohoo.

{22} Who do you want to give your eulogy?
My girlfriend.

{23} Any other specifics about your funeral you’d like to share?
No church – no open funeral.

{24} Would you rather be forgotten about when you die, or remembered but hated?
Difficult question. I don’t care much, because I’ll never know anyway. But if I’d have to choose, remembered but hated.

{25} Would you rather die alone, or die loved but leave a heartbroken mate behind?
Alone.

2 Uhr nachts, ich geh bald Paper Mario weiterspielen, hier aber noch ein paar Fragen aus Bleris Blog:
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1. Do you have a tattoo?
No, but I’d like to have one. The only problem is that I’m not sure which motive.

2. How old are you?
19.

3. Are you single or taken?
Taken since a year and about four month.

4. Eat with your hands or utensils?
Mostly with utensils, but this depends of course on the stuff I eat.

5. Do you dream at night?
Who doesn’t?

6. Ever seen a corpse?
No, but I think it would be interesting. Just to get the experience.

7. George Strait or Jay Z?
I don’t like neither country music nor rap.

8. How did we meet?
In an internet board, before we discovered that we visit the same school.

HERE COMES THE EQUALLY INTERESTING PART…
9. What’s your philosophy on life and death?
We are here for no purpose, therefore life is just something generated randomly which isn’t as important as most people think.
And death is just the end of a life. No one could ever know what’s beyond.

10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be?
If I’d post it here, then everyone would know, right?

11. Do you trust the police?
Not in all cases. I mean, what means „to trust the police“? To have faith that everything they do is right and good for the people? Then definitly no!

12. Do you like Country music?
Nah, as said.

13. What is your fondest memory of me?
Phew, this is getting quite intimate, right?

14. If you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
Having still more self-cofidence, a thinner face, longer fingers, more staying power and the ability to always talk out when I want to.

15. Would you cheat?
I don’t think so, but you never know.

16. What do you wear to sleep?
Just underwear.

17. Have you ever peed in a pool?
Maybe as a kid, but I can’t remember.

18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?
Depends on the case. If it’s something bad (which is bad in my opinion), then maybe not.

19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
Talk and do strange stuff.

20. Which do you prefer – short or long hair?
Long hair.

21. Do you sing in the shower?
Rarely.

22. What’s your favorite color?
Black.

23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?
The only person who meant something to me and passed away was my great-grandmother. So I’d choose her.

24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?
Quite often, I open my mouth while sleeping so that my spittle comes out. Disgusting, I know.

25. What was your first impression of me?
I can’t remember, really.

26. Have you ever done drugs?
Yes.

27. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?
I’m gonna post it on your LJ-Page and here, that’s it.
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Toll, ne?